If you (something), can I (something)

If you are stoking , can I be the shoes ?
if you are the chair , can I be the table ?
If you are the sim card , can I be the phone ?
If you are the food , can I be the plate ?
If you are the food , can I eat you right now !? I'm starving .
If you are the cat , can I be your owner . Baby H okay
If you are the sh*t , can I be the toilet bowl ? HAHA . Joke . #kbai
If you are the flower , can I be the vase ?


sesaje boring..don't copy it :3